Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Happy Earth Day: The True Story!

Ah, Earth Day. I'm old enough to remember when it was just a few granolaheads moping around the college quad, cursing the big corporations and the Eco-Crim of all Eco-Crims, President Richard M. Nixon. Of course it was Nixon who founded the Environmental Protection Agency, but that's the kind of detail that Vladimir Lenin - who shares a birthday with Earth Day - would airily dismiss as a "contradiction of capitalism."

How things change. Now the corporations own Earth Day. Wal-Mart is observing Earth Month selling "earth-friendly" products like Cheerios, STP gas treatment, and Hamburger Helper. General Motors, or what's left of it, has created Earth Day lesson plans for kiddies. Con Ed will be handing out compact fluorescent light bulbs in Harlem. What a larf.